Oh no, the mosquitoes, “which we all want to identify”: Trash In the new show, “Reality Queens on safari” D-list celebrities show their ignorance, their breasts – and her disgust for life in the African bush. Just takataka.

Only just ended next door at RTL with modest success “Wild Girls”, a nonsense of impressive limitations. But to sit back and sigh is hardly any time. ProSieben already does with “Reality Queens on safari” the same error.

Well. In the Netherlands bought is bought, and therefore expensive trash is now pulled through – even if already RTL simply could not raise neo-colonial feelings among viewers. More grim is the concept – silicone filled affluent wrecks totter through the wilderness and go at each other with their neuroses on my nerves – announced by ProSieben: “TV has never been so mercilessly!”

Merciless is not so much the taste, rigged “C and double D-listers” calculated to German East Africa to send – as in 1906 when Maji Maji rebellion of the Emperor’s troops. Where “the indigenous peoples are still really real,” cost the German interest then 300,000 lives.

This time it’s less serious about the stage. Of course, the “ladies” may shock extensively on poverty, the filth and the mosquitoes. Also this time the natives make no secret of their contempt for the non-viable Pack from Europe. No, merciless is only the Quarrelsome, spiteful and the fun of human baseness, which is like getting the engine of such consignments. And the image of women that is presented to us in seemingly endless repetition loop.

“I am an Internet star, you know me from youtube”

You do not know: Is it on unscrupulous stations? To the wishes of moronic viewers? On the bad company? Or the women themselves? Not only know what they are getting into. You also know what a woman is what they dream and how she has to behave.

You must squeal, jump, giggle, pout, clamor and roll their eyes. You can not make it “less than 5 stars” to “wash the hair every day” “two times a day shower,” and must, otherwise they will find themselves “disgusting”.

Do you like undresses and swinging breasts back and forth, not without taking the “super horny chassis of the Micaela” disapproving note. You will encounter men with a sweet pout and want to be a predator, otherwise the focus on high-heeled shoes other women. She kindly to be as stupid as bitchy and also proud of both. She says about phrases like: “I am I” or “I’m not easy.”

And then these sad decals are around at the Frankfurt airport and get to know only once. Former porn actresses, current porn actresses and the usual discarded and decrepit private proletariat from the “Bachelor” and “Big Brother” to “Germany’s Next Top Model”, so presumably future porn stars.

“And what do you do?” – “I am an Internet star, you know me from Youtube.” – “And you, your face looks familiar Have the carpet bitch, or.?”, Briefly showing Dieter Bohlen, and then the carpet bitch a little sulking because we are already at Tessa, and “Tessa is the top bitch, I characterize it’s only on TV. ”

Occurs Sabrina, the brash Warhorse from “Big Brother”, which overlooks the hips and “horns” (but yes, it “honks” always funny when breasts in the picture are) the other states, “Oh shit, I had times 20 kilos better left at home.

“When the ladies know where it goes, is only identified once wide-eyed bewilderment. Africa. Is not that where the black people live? “Tanzania? Never heard of it.” One is sure: “Jesus is definitely not from Tanzania” and moves to a sweet pout. All but look forward to a “Super Awesome time!”

Tears flow, butts are smoked away, the usual

Is extensively squeaked and danced and situated in the arms, as the moderator Daniel Aminati, perhaps known from “Galileo”, the “chicken” (Aminati) into two groups, the “bunga babes” (briefly showing Silvio Berlusconi) and the “Matiti Girls”. Matiti kisuahelische is the word for …

well, guess? The one, the other transported in a luxury tented camp in the desert in a meager tent. In the first episode extensive disgusting and eye rolling about the hygienic conditions were then announced. Moreover, there is “no power poles,” for mosquitoes, “The sting also, and they have malaria, which will identify all of us.”

While one group is hosted touristy, being in need of the other with sweets and the Bushman Gudo. The man is so “real” that he wears a shabby Samsung T-shirt under the traditional spring nonsense.

To the desired clash of cultures occurs when the Wild invites the women to his home, an outdoor venue, and Model Micaela in a surge of pity and exhibitionism insists on giving her stupid dress one of his wives. “That will not do! That will not do!” Scolds and turns away. “Can not you see,” appeases Gudo: “They’re not normal.” – “No matter who bring us diseases, no, that will not do!”

Eventually, both teams have to play a game and make traditional fire. If it burns, there are 10,000 euros. But it does not burn, although one participant is never tired of telling of their course in Tantric sex, because you would learn, persistent “rub” to.

General giggles. Then again nagging unknown origin. The bitch and the Rug “Bachelor” Women demand respect each other and do not get it. Tears flow, butts are smoked away, the usual. Well, in that beautiful perfidious High Noon-Auswahlspielchen sometime the women decide who flies off the team. Evil looks back tears. So now that can go on for a few weeks.

One bright spot is that the candidates are forced with the backpack to a faithfully nomadic life in the savannah. And do not know what they all will bloom, for example, to a surreal absurdity not to be surpassed Fashion Show at the Maasai. Bushman Gudo (“I am he sucks, he’s so dirty”) says goodbye: “I would love to visit you in Germany, because I’ve seen that they do not even wear proper clothes I think are stupid.” Which he is not so wrong. Trash there is finally in Tanzania. There he is takataka.

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